And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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