Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
