i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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