I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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