At least make sure they are 18
Why
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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