Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Randomize
