sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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