That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Randomize
