if i can run in heels then i can drive
...so i touched it.
just tell him i said nine months
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm both gender and math confused
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
