I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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