Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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