Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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