I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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