Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I deserve to be covered in dicks
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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