Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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