This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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