Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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