Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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