They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I have fence marks all over my body
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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