I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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