thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just gargled with NyQuil
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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