your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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