You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
they need to just BURY HIM!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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