Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
3pm strippers are depressing
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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