i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We need to get me chipped asap
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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