How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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