So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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