I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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