He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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