Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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