Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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