if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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