I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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