nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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