I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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