glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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