what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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