you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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