nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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