: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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