I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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