i would punch a child for taco bell
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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