Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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