So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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