Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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