So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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