i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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