you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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