he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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