giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
